Look what I found in my kitchen! Seriously, scorpions are no joke and can be difficult to catch. And unlike spiders, it's recommended that they are killed instantly and not released in the wild or they will just find their way back into your house. (And even when they are flattened to the size of a credit card, they can still sting you.)
I learned all this on the internet once I had my little critter trapped in a mason jar and wanted to figure out what to do with him. I had a choice- squish him or preserve his carcass for posterity.
I went the posterity route and used some rubbing alcohol to send him to a better place. You never know when you may need a preserved scorpion.
Sorry, fella. If you weren't so poisonous and agro with those claws, things would be different.